Politics? Religion?

I write some pretty random crap on fb, but two things I never talk about is my political or religious views. Why you ask? Because it's mine! This ONE time I will tell all my feelings. I am Mormon, yes, LDS. Do I live the word of the church? No I don't, but think about it, would I have any real trouble if I did? Don't drink... this would give me less chance of liver cancer, one night stands, pointless arguments, hangovers, looking for rides, up in time for hiking, fishing, photography and sadly work! Don't smoke...this would give me less chance of lung cancer, sitting in the cold ass weather, having a friend pull over on a road trip to waste 7 minutes of my life, losing $6 a day to go up in smoke, bumming some of that $6 to an undeserving jerk. Don't have pre marital sex... this would give me 100% chance of not having an STD, random stalkers, calls I never want. Don't be a cheating man...Once again, no STD, and even better, no bullet to the brain! Politics, I am 100% to the right!, Why you ask? This is how I was raised. Do I have my own mind? Yes I do. I think everyone in politics is full of shit! It's who is going to back up some of their bullshit is who I am going with. I see posts/videos left and right about certain politicians. Do I believe those posts just because they are on the internet, NO! I could take a picture of my penis and someone could photoshop/videoshop that into Lady Gaga's V! Gross for me! It was cool for me to be alive and aware and see the first black president. Ground breaking really. In My life I do believe I will see a woman president, yes it is that close. Not sure I got all i wanted out, but here ya go. I will never post about anything like this again. This is one and done!